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Keep in mind it was an older car, and we had decided to block off the exhaust with clay that had hardened over the course of six hours on a sunny day. It’s not a long ride at all, but I have to go through a zone where it’s illegal to ride a bicycle on the sidewalk. It’ll Cost You $400,000, 1. He had received a warning from the league that he would be permanently banned for such behavior. I mentally prepare myself and start my bloody nose with ease, making sure to get nice and bloody in the process. Metaspoon Life. On the first day of class, I replaced her stool (one of the three-legged ones) with a broken stool. She told me not to call the cops because she was on the way to a AA meeting and she would lose her license. I remember asking her about this not too long ago and she actually cried, saying that she remembers it all too clear. We haven’t talked about it until a couple of years ago, we thought we were going crazy. I shocked the driver next to me at a red light, We both looked around and noticed one another. All Rights Reserved. She tells me that I must think she’s an idiot (I do) for thinking that she’s wrong about my bike (she was). And EM shoves passed us, her son right behind her. I’ll Make Sure They All Get The Memo, 26. Immediately behind us was a large lady [EM], with her son [EK] who was about ten. My boss snooped and found out that he had a few complaints prior, and got immediately sh*tcanned after we sent it through. My younger brother, who saw that happening ran towards me, but my shock slowly subsided and I smiled a bloody smile that probably scared him. Today is the day. BD was the type of neckless marshmallow who gets wasted at his kid’s baseball games and starts heckling the other kids. Then I email EVERYTHING to my local councilor who is FUMING that someone fully able-bodied is allowing their dog to do this without cleaning it up. All-in-all, it only ended up costing me about 20 minutes of my time, but the feeling I got as I drove away was priceless. When we went to drive home (a 2 1/2 hour drive back) he kept complaining to everyone that, ‘The smell just won’t go away.’ For two and a half hours in 90-degree weather, he blasted his AC with fish juice directly into his face. I am as civil as I can be, but I do ask why I haven’t been called back. People Share Their Satisfying Stories Of Revenge. Please click here to reach our contact page. That’s where I found out the truth. Please click here to reach our contact page. I laughed till my stomach hurt and my eyes teared up. It wasn’t anything crazy but we did do some bar hopping. I felt she had something against our family, and I was convinced that my younger brother would have to deal with the problem if I somehow messed up and got expelled or made a worse enemy out of MD. There was no report of this news in the papers. Get a constantly updating feed of breaking news, fun stories, pics, memes, and videos just for you. I also have always had the superpower to cause myself a bloody nose just by picking a very specific spot (this may not sound like a superpower but if you didn’t study for a test it was a gods gift to be able to just walk out of the classroom with a bloody nose knowing you could retake it at another time.). It was just great… I felt I was alive again. I don’t know what became of that but I imagine it wasn’t good. One is in Canada, one in the UK, and another in Japan. Looking up it on the system, your phone is just outside of the warranty, so to repair the screen it would cost £xx.’ My dad knew about what happened in school, and he wanted me to not engage MD. But, nothing is happening. Yes, THAT’S the weird that I’m talking about. “About f*cking time’ was the response. Kill My Kitty? She … Started eating healthy, and slowly picked up the exercise bug again. ‘I suppose I won’t.’ I know that this is needed to knock them down a peg. Everyone else in class hated me for being the teachers’ pet and getting straight A’s when the next highest grade was a B-. ‘Woah, put your seatbelt on dude!’ Jackass goes on to do his standard come-from-behind-and-do-something-nasty routine. Each store was ordering between 15 and 30 cases of this producer’s wines per week; an average of about $6,000 per store in sales (closer to $4,000 per order, per store). As I finish speaking, the man backs away from the counter and he has his private part in his hand and it’s gushing blood. She logged on to her messenger and messed around on the computer for a bit. I was the kid who was guilty of not understanding the plans of elders. I was pretty pissed at this point, so I decided to call them directly. I start driving my bike as fast as I could and get ready for the impact… and let me tell you, it went beautifully. With any luck, he’ll lose his license from the drunk driving charges and won’t be able to menace cyclists again.” hetaterman314 My housework, the meals I cooked, etc. Since it was summer I had days free from class and rode my bicycle to the lawyer’s office for a few days to learn his schedule from where I camped out across the street. The school was an all boys school up to 1996, when they had their first Co-Ed class and is a full Co-Ed now. So one day I was talking to my friends and made a silly joke about something sexual (not including her) and she just chimed in with a b*tchy comment about me being ‘out of my depth’ and cackled at my then teenage lack of a girlfriend. I ran outside to see who was making the noises, but no one was there… – sheftyhat, 36. I said sure, no problems. I’ll Remind You What You Did Last Summer. !’ I nod. I quickly take a cold shower and get all the crap off and head to the boat. Then at one point, I had the ball, dribbled and did a body feint and he dropped on his ass trying to correct his direction. I told my grandma what I was planning and if she would help me, she eventually agreed and together we made a plan to teach him a lesson he would never forget. I live pretty close to my grandparents and would bike past their house on a daily basis. He didn’t see vendors as people, so he was shocked that his words towards us ‘counted’ against his 3 strike policy. Weird things happen all the time. driver I ever met. Use My Pants To Make Yourself A Cape? I got scared and ran out of the gas station. I was hurt. I’ve never been so happy to see this guy sink into his seat. EP: ‘Can I call someone? In kindergarten, he went to a fancy private school and used to get picked on a lot for wearing glasses. I asked my buddy if he knew which car they owned and he did. Either she thinks the person on the other line can’t hear her, or she’s trying to contact them without the use of the phone because she is SHOUTING. As I see the window pop up with the command prompt and the deletion of folders starts the guy starts to stutter and asks, ‘What are you doing sir?’ I keep playing dumb until my connection is terminated. The Revenge. I had a 35% assignment due the week following, so the next few days I’d planned to dedicate to this assignment. Without another word, I plug the phone in and begin the restoring process. She had gone to her car to grab her purse but reeled out of it as I say this. When I finish, I explain I need to put his data back on the phone. Some people have seen real-life monsters with gigantic eyeballs; others have experienced another life and remember bits and pieces from it; then you have those who have lived out a movie scene in which a green light comes ripping through the ground. – Lepre_Khan, 10. Me: ‘Oh. I brace myself as Sam suddenly roars up again. I’ll Give It To You “Recycled” Through My Bladder. I continued to get bottles from the fridge before compiling all of the texts and associated phone numbers in a Word file. But he is PISSED at the way this lady is screaming at me. “I’ve posted this story before but it’s relevant. I’ll Get You Arrested, 9. Some people have seen real-life monsters with gigantic eyeballs; others have experienced another life and remember bits and pieces from it; then you have those who have lived out a movie scene in which a green light comes ripping through the ground. She had started to like the NicholasFiend I had portrayed, and made me the Lab Assistant for that year. “I was a chef for a famous all-inclusive hotel chain. Sarah had cleaned her room from top to bottom and aired it out for weeks but the smell never left her room completely and was still in her bed sheets that she didn’t wash. I start the process and begin to back up the phone as well as update the data. I played it when I got home and it was an episode of “Grey’s Anatomy.” – Matsellme, 13. ‘I already lowered the harness, I’ll use the normal line next time. The next morning I gave the entire dinner staff the day off and told them not to answer any work calls. Everything was going according to plan. I suspect they hated him, too. With that being said, there are a ton of people who have some unbelievable stories to share. Sam – ‘I don’t know but as a customer of Samsung for 10 years, I think I should have this done for free.’. We had a guy that came with an older Samsung phone asking for a repair on their phone. Honestly, I can’t even describe how bad it smelled. This story happened a couple of years ago and it may be the worst thing I ever did. I start receiving a flood of calls, texts, and voicemails. More images start to flash up on the phone. I’ll Make Sure They All Get The Memo. I imagine that causing a crash like that would entail some additional charges. I tell him exactly what happened. My gf and I sit on the ride and lower the harnesses, the ride operator leans in to make sure they’re tight. Dave goes to play the kick and I stand in the box, Jackass is two steps behind. I have children. He went and spoke to his granddad, who was on the school board. Not this guy. My great granddad donated some of his property to the school when it was being constructed, and he was an advisor and a part of the school board in his time. While Sarah was out, I went into her room and sprayed that feral concoction on her clothes that were on the floor, the ‘clean’ clothes in the closet, in her shoes, and in her bed. I worried for a time about legal ramifications because we live in a country where slander laws can be applied severely (even in cases where the slander is true), but I never really regretted what I did. But, then I realized that I was 25 and living alone. From a broccoli-sardine tincture sprayed all over a naughty roommate’s room to setting up a fake car accident to expose a really terrible driver, all of these schemes are drenched with savage ways of getting back at the person who committed the crime in the first place. STORY. I got the liquid the sardines were in (it absolutely reeked) and poured it along with blended day old cooked broccoli (and the reeky water) into a spray bottle. Then, I realized that my dog died a year ago. The shop is empty at this point, so I know no unsuspecting children are about to see this show. It was the 4th game of the season and we were scheduled to play the new team. BD would lie. If you have never done this before it makes a powder. Apparently, he has seen the results of a car successfully brake-checking on a cyclist, and they aren’t pretty. Wanna Play A Joke On April 1st? Collectively, metaphors not only help people describe and make sense of their lives, but can serve as a source of encouragement, motivation , or gratitude . She was not a nice person – she played truant all the time, but her dad was friends with the head so she got off scot-free. When I looked up, the room door was open and no one was there anymore. My phone ran out of charge, that’s why we were stuck out there.’, Me: ‘Oh yeah, go ahead.’ (I have unlimited calls so I really didn’t care). She called CPS on Justin’s uncles and his parents for keeping their children out of school, and for physical abuse in one uncle’s case. The dispatcher asked the name of the person, and I gleefully gave step-bro’s name and they confirmed there was, in fact, a warrant out for him. A few years ago my wife and I were driving east on Washington Highway 20. She confessed her license was suspended and she had been driving without a license that day. Sweet Secret Revenge.” nientoosevenjuan Every time their sales rep (who did not know me) called to ask what the problem was, I just told him that their product just wasn’t moving and we don’t need any stock right now. The scammer is pissed. The jerk ended up getting arrested for driving drunk (seriously, who drinks before 9 AM? You know what, I’ll step down. Now I was only able to see the first part of my plan from my perch. Why don’t you teach the class professor NicholasFiend.’, Me: ‘Oh absolutely.’ To the absolute shock of everyone watching, I walk up to the podium, and while maintaining eye contact with MD, ‘First thing to remember class! I’ll Break Your Nose And Make You Pay, 4. I saw the police car’s spot approaching and started to slow down. Me – ‘I’m really sorry but it doesn’t work that way. The ride operator walks to her station on the other side of the platform, presses a button on the console, and all the harness go up. My wife worked in a shop across the street and phoned me to tell me that she’s been watching the neighbor climb into my truck and stuff his pants with my beer. A few seconds pass in silence and it’s awkward. I wonder what he was trying to hide? I helped him shine his boots and pulled a couple of beers out of the cooler that I kept in the back of my truck. Wait Again To Be Disappointed Twice, “EM = Entitled Mother, EK = Entitled Kid, GF = Girlfriend, Me = Yours truly. She would then lecture on a different topic, completely skipping that part of Chemistry. Want To Criticize How I Clean? Just standard mean stuff. He chaperoned us on all the competitions we represented the school in. Well, he was disowned. They cuff him and take him off to jail. We were roofing the house and I had modified my lighter. My girlfriend and I look at each other like wtf. She walked into the class and the students were expected to be sitting in ‘ready mode’ – backs straight, legs together, and hands on the laps, with only the needed textbook and a pencil to take notes on the margins. He swore that he’d kill me, but I never saw him again. She starts to tear into him. The next thing I know is my left foot (the one planted in the ground as I received the ball with my right foot) is twisted, I hear a loud popping sound from my ankle and I am on the ground. – GoodAg88, 27. He had nearly hit me twice already and every time he just cursed at me to get out of his way. I met the neighbor sitting outside shining boots. Me – ‘Listen to me, you’re going to repair my phone you fat asshole (I am a slightly larger built guy – it’s a regular thing that gets thrown my way). BINGO. I wave over the manager and sit and listen while this guy explains to how rude and belittling I was to this guy, how I was overcharging him for a repair when it should be free. Before summer, our library allows students to take any two books of their choice, for the break. She waved him off, and my dad was shocked. My flight left without me but they never even made a boarding call. This woman was black haired and in a rather unflattering position with this guy ‘involving’ himself with this woman. Payback shouldn’t be equal. ‘Shame people like this guy won’t be able to afford first class. I use the spare data, complete the checks and get the phone ready for collection. Justin and Rae are both happy and thriving. Don’t believe me? Dave was about to take the kick then he stopped and nodded ‘No.’ This meant Jackass was no longer in position and we couldn’t do what we planned to do. The “nice guy” then turns into the opposite and unleashes behavior that results in damaging revenge. – AquamarineCheetah, 15. The elderly woman simply forgot to pay her care home, Franklin House, a $161 bill. The League Coordinators did not support his incident report and said that it was he who went for me from behind and that I couldn’t have anticipated that, let alone injure him so badly if it weren’t for his own force. I’ll Give It To You “Recycled” Through My Bladder, 29. My younger brother (B) is two years younger than me, and so, when I was in freshman year, starting high school, my younger brother was in seventh grade. Ah, revenge is oh so satisfyingly saccharine-sweet when it’s served cold – subzero freezing, in fact. They immediately had all of us removed from the ICU, Rae included. Every word of it. – botxpiol, 14. She made Rae swear up and down she wouldn’t tell anyone she told her this, because she could get in deep trouble for releasing privileged information to someone unauthorized, but she’d caught wind that Justin’s parents were aggressively demanding the hospital release him into their care, and they were involving lawyers. He’d asked me weeks before if I could give him a lift, as he had chef school that day, and wouldn’t be able to get a lift to the house with his friends as planned. Want To Hire Me And Fire Me In The Same Breath? Fast forward to the last day of school. Suffice to say, before the finals, the entire class was in a panicked state, trying to self study enough to at least pass the class. Every day you get out of your car, you’ll be a little shimmery, greasy, etc. – friendweiser, 1. There are some standard photos – holidays, pictures of his wife, drinks (the typical middle age ‘I’ve got a camera so I’ll take photos of everything’ type of thing). You’re a repair shop, you can fix it.’, Me – ‘I need to ask as if we need to repair the phone we can do it in warranty. And it couldn’t be traced back to me. Try To Run Me Off The Road? So the next day, my parents were at work, step-bro is hanging out, listening to music or something, I decide to call the cops. She had played her card. Well, that car had to be towed, and she went home with some other students that day. And this is how I imagined the rest: He pays to get the car towed, they replace/patch the tires. While driving.” StayClassie Alright. If I have time to mess with whoever is calling. This was also right after the assembly where my group was given the award. Loudly. I wasn’t sure what to say, but I told the dispatcher I knew of someone who might have a warrant out for failure to pay child support (now before you say, how would a teenager know about that? When the principal asked why he did it, he looks him straight in the eyes and says, ‘You pissed me off, so I pissed on you.’ And that’s how you get expelled from private school.” civillydisobedient Our partners will collect data and use cookies for ad personalization and measurement. My mother was married to a man who had an adult son from a previous marriage – I think he was mid-20s. Except… It isn’t my bike. I’ll Get You At Your Own Game, 15. I feel responsible for her behavior, as I should have shut her down immediately rather than letting this drag out. Press alt + / to open this menu Her nephew, who had long cut all contact with her, but had been contacted by the police and the hospital. “No idea – I never looked back and lost touch with the buddy I had been staying with. I got probably halfway home and I see someone parked up by the side of the road, waving me down, so I decided to pull over as a few cars ahead had already driven past without stopping (they dodged a bullet). – _RE_TARDIS, 17. The freshmen were getting settled in, and here comes MD, anger radiating from her in waves. Dad told her that there was a totaling mistake in the final and that he actually had a 49. But she just calmly turned to the next person with a question. I sighed and headed back to class. 4. I’ll Steal Your Show Dogs. My Memorial Day parade float was being stalked, This guy was everywhere. Both of the people turned around and their eyeballs were the size of fists! 1. I quickly ran inside the house with my friend and told my aunt and uncle. Learn how Metaspoon, Google and our partners collect and use data. price of a new/used car > bed set.” NeverPostsJustLurks Now you have to believe me when I say this but I am not a vengeful person. Punish Him For Self-Defense? I conceded defeat in a fight to win the war. Read Their Mail? Katie got so mad and yelled at her for not cleaning and being unhygienic for literally months. He said it was all because we were incompetent, but the other 4 team leads had all put in their numbers and said that it wasn’t on our end; their products were slaying. After four months I packed it in, and I reckon their sh*tty attitude cost them over $400,000 in sales. He drives off and the engine eventually fails because of the sand and sugar mix. He starts to talk to her in the store and she looks in and laughs. 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